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Post 9d root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com 2026 startup playbook: no qa: the ai-generated slop is always correct no customer support: you are not worth the chatbot tokens tips as a revenue stream: you just bought a $10 app. you're now being prompted to tip. you will tip sla is 95%: 1 hour of downtime per day. we deserve a lunch break