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The hardest part of being a parent to small children for me is the dumb questions. And it makes me feel like a monster but my kid asked why he couldn't take a vase to daycare and I said "it's glass you can't"and he said "what if a wizard made it not glass" get out of my face 15:49 · 18/06/2024· 4.1MViews 6.8K Reposts 1.2K Quotes 135K Likes 6K Bookmarks ↑ Ted @Tedoffthegrid · 9h Guys this is sarcasm, I don't rip my child's whimsy away. I am venting to fellow adults. Stop acting like I'm bin Laden. Have someone wake you up at 5 am to ask you why asshoppers have eyes and you will see

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0 views 0 sends 0 likes 0 saves
Sources & activity 1 Telegram post across 1 channel 9.7K views 127 reactions 31 reposts 0 recorded signals

Observed Telegram posts

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Dankest Memes // Данкест Мемс

@thedankestmemes

Published Jul 13, 2026

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Views9,722
Reactions127
Comments0
Reposts31

Interaction rate 1.63% · Audience at publish Unknown · Views per 1,000 subscribers Unknown

Counters frozen at this list snapshot: Sep 7, 2026, 6:36 PM UTC.

For social media specialists Professional analytics Trends, normalized performance, channel-audience context, and separate web/Telegram funnels.

Recorded activity counts observable signals, not unique people or reach. Impressions, inline results, comments, downloads, and subscriber counts remain separate from Recorded activity and popularity.

Refreshed Sep 7, 2026, 6:36 PM UTC

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Telegram performance

Current observed totals and ratio-of-sums over eligible posts.

9.7K views · 127 reactions · 31 reposts

Reaction rate
1.31% · 1 of 1 posts eligible
Comment rate
0% · 1 of 1 posts eligible
Repost rate
0.32% · 1 of 1 posts eligible
Combined interaction rate
1.63% · 1 of 1 posts eligible

Channel audience context

Forward-only subscriber observations; today’s audience is never applied to historical posts.

Current audience known
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Interactions per 1,000 subscribers
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Exposure funnels

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Web cards

0 impressions · 0 attributed

0 detail clicks (Unknown)

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Telegram inline

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Coverage is partial whenever a counter or subscriber snapshot was unavailable. Source totals are sums of known post counters and may overlap across channels; they are neither unique viewers nor estimated reach. Downloads in this range: 0.

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