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Anonymous 12/18/24(Wed)09:36:39 No.928796809 >be me 19m >go to an engineering school that's 64% dudes >fuck around school functions, talk to this one girl >i'm interested but she's lesbo >eh fuck it, she's chill, I need friends 349 KB JPG anyway >ff a couple weeks >befriend lesbo's crush, lesbo 2 >might've been the only 2 lesbos in the whole school >realize they both crushing HARD on each other >they never make the first move >ever >most frustrating thing to watch from the outside >stalemate goes on for like a month >get tired of this shit >been gaming with them on my switch >invite them separately over to my dorm for another session >neither know the other is coming >both lesbo and lesbo 2 are in the room now >"y'all are having a Mario Kart date since neither of you dipshits want to make the first move.' >they get very pissed off at me, I roll my eyes and leave them alone in my room >they end up fucking that night in lesbo 2's dorm >l'm forgiven the next morning >they winglady me a str8 girl way the fuck out of my league a couple months later >still together after graduation, both couples Play Cupid. It's fun. (Works better with a higher Charisma stat)

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