buggachat Follow My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I'd be down and out for about two weeks. My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit. Surgeon: Well, consider this. She and I just had a knife fight. And I won. Because she was asleep during it. My brother: Oh. Yeah, okay, that's fair. tinsnip Follow Your surgeon sounds fucking hysterical.
Every public-crawler post we observed for this meme. Totals add only known counters; “Unknown” means Telegram did not expose a value, not zero.
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Interaction rate 4.99% · Audience at publish Unknown · Views per 1,000 subscribers Unknown
Counters frozen at this list snapshot: Sep 6, 2026, 11:41 PM UTC.
Recorded activity counts observable signals, not unique people or reach. Impressions, inline results, comments, downloads, and subscriber counts remain separate from Recorded activity and popularity.
Refreshed Sep 6, 2026, 11:41 PM UTC
History is still sparse. Totals are real, but trend comparisons need more observations and should be read cautiously.
Recorded activity
0
0 per day
7-day momentum
0
Unknown vs previous 7 days
Peak bucket
Unknown
More history needed
Current favorites
0
Current state, outside the selected-period total
Not enough activity history yet
At least two buckets, including one with Recorded activity, are needed for a trend line. Exact zero and raw-total buckets remain in the data table.
Not enough known views yet
At least two known bucket-end values are needed for a line. Switch counters or return after more observations.
| Bucket start | Bucket end | Granularity | Duration | Recorded total | Source total | MemeExpert total | Signals/day |
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| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Day | 1 day | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Observed / as of | Views | Reactions | Comments | Reposts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 501 | 13 | 0 | 12 |
Current observed totals and ratio-of-sums over eligible posts.
501 views · 13 reactions · 12 reposts
Forward-only subscriber observations; today’s audience is never applied to historical posts.
Distinct matched exposure tokens, split by surface. These figures do not enter Recorded activity.
Web cards
0 impressions · 0 attributed
0 detail clicks (Unknown)
0 high-intent actions (Unknown)
Telegram inline
0 results served · 0 attributed
0 chosen (Unknown)
0 sent (Unknown)
Coverage is partial whenever a counter or subscriber snapshot was unavailable. Source totals are sums of known post counters and may overlap across channels; they are neither unique viewers nor estimated reach. Downloads in this range: 0.
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