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TOP 1O JOBS KIDS WANT 1. John the Baptist groupie - 34.2% 2. Valentinian pleroma diagrammer - 18.1% 3. Arab manuscript illuminator - 16% 4. Syriac poet-theologian- 15.7% 5Hermetic alchemist - 13.65% 6. Cathar perfecti member -13.45% 7. Electional astrologer - 12.45% 8. Proto-orthodox heresiologist -11.9% 9. Kabbalistic golem sculptor - 8.4% 10. Ophite snake handler - 6.4%

Popularity

0 views 0 sends 0 likes 0 saves

Sources & activity 1 Telegram post across 1 channel 857 views 6 reactions 8 reposts 0 recorded signals

Observed Telegram posts

Every public-crawler post we observed for this meme. Totals add only known counters; “Unknown” means Telegram did not expose a value, not zero.

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ШИЗОСХРОН

@schizo_vault

Published Oct 17, 2024

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Reactions6

CommentsUnknown

Reposts8

Interaction rate Unknown · Audience at publish Unknown · Views per 1,000 subscribers Unknown

Counters frozen at this list snapshot: Sep 6, 2026, 11:49 PM UTC.

For social media specialists Professional analytics Trends, normalized performance, channel-audience context, and separate web/Telegram funnels.

Recorded activity counts observable signals, not unique people or reach. Impressions, inline results, comments, downloads, and subscriber counts remain separate from Recorded activity and popularity.

Refreshed Sep 6, 2026, 11:49 PM UTC

History is still sparse. Totals are real, but trend comparisons need more observations and should be read cautiously.

Recorded activity

0 per day

7-day momentum

Unknown vs previous 7 days

Peak bucket

Unknown

More history needed

Current favorites

Current state, outside the selected-period total

Recorded activity · signals per day Each day, week, or month bucket is divided by its duration so adaptive all-time history remains comparable. Downloads stay excluded; exact bucket totals follow below.

Not enough activity history yet

At least two buckets, including one with Recorded activity, are needed for a trend line. Exact zero and raw-total buckets remain in the data table.

Telegram counter Views Reactions Comments Reposts

Observed Telegram views Absolute server-bucketed end states, stamped at the last real capture in each bucket; the opening baseline is as of the range start. Missing values break the line.

Not enough known views yet

At least two known bucket-end values are needed for a line. Switch counters or return after more observations.

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Exact Recorded activity buckets
Bucket start	Bucket end	Granularity	Duration
Aug 8, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 9, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 9, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 10, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 10, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 11, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 11, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 12, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 12, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 13, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 13, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 14, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 14, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 15, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 15, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 16, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 16, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 17, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 17, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 18, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 18, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 19, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 19, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 20, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 20, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 21, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 21, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 22, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 22, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 23, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 23, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 24, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 24, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 25, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 25, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 26, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 26, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 27, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 27, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 28, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 28, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 29, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 29, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 30, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 30, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Aug 31, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Aug 31, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Sep 1, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Sep 1, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Sep 2, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Sep 2, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Sep 3, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Sep 3, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Sep 4, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Sep 4, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Sep 5, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Sep 5, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Sep 6, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Day	1 day
Sep 6, 2026, 00:00 UTC	Sep 6, 2026, 23:49 UTC	Day	1 day

Server-bucketed Telegram end states at the last capture in each bucket
Observed / as of	Views	Reactions	Comments	Reposts
Aug 8, 2026, 00:00 UTC	857	6	Unknown	8

Telegram performance

Current observed totals and ratio-of-sums over eligible posts.

857 views · 6 reactions · 8 reposts

Reaction rate: 0.7% · 1 of 1 posts eligible
Comment rate: Unknown · 0 of 1 posts eligible
Repost rate: 0.93% · 1 of 1 posts eligible
Combined interaction rate: Unknown · 0 of 1 posts eligible

Channel audience context

Forward-only subscriber observations; today’s audience is never applied to historical posts.

Current audience known: 1 of 1 channels
Comparable channels in range: 1
Known subscriber change: -2
Views per 1,000 subscribers: Unknown · 0 of 1 posts eligible
Interactions per 1,000 subscribers: Unknown · 0 of 1 posts eligible

Exposure funnels

Distinct matched exposure tokens, split by surface. These figures do not enter Recorded activity.

Web cards

0 impressions · 0 attributed

0 detail clicks (Unknown)

0 high-intent actions (Unknown)

Telegram inline

0 results served · 0 attributed

0 chosen (Unknown)

0 sent (Unknown)

Coverage is partial whenever a counter or subscriber snapshot was unavailable. Source totals are sums of known post counters and may overlap across channels; they are neither unique viewers nor estimated reach. Downloads in this range: 0.

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