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ALT SHACK 07535525803 info@saltshack.co.uk 07852810374 www www.saltshack.co.uk facebook.com/saltshack IMPORTANT NOTICE DOGS ARE WELCOME... BUT. We are an educational mineral science company, and we pride ourselves on being accommodating to both man and beast. However, people often gingerly stick their head through the door and ask whether dogs are allowed inside, to which we politely reply "Of course", before the person brings in what is genetically closer to a horse. Understand that we have a great deal of precious and delicate minerals in this shop, and because of this, it's somewhat anxiety inducing to have a dog that has seemingly been cross bred with an M1A1 Abrams tank meandering around the shop wagging a tail that is likely triggering tsunamis on the other side of the planet. Below is an arrow (much like the height limit on a roller coaster), if you dog is above this arrow, we recommend mooring it to a lamppost (with very deep foundations) before entering the shop. Then once you are done, you can simply ride it home and go about your day. NOTE: If you feel you have been mis sold a hoarse as a dog, contact your local vet for species verification.

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